Yo, let me put you on real quick. You ever seen a dinosaur? Nah, not the museum type, I’m talkin’ like a stegosaurus that just clocked outta work at the construction site, still got concrete dust on his Timbs. That’s the energy on this tee, my guy.
And listen, this ain’t no flimsy, see-through, gas station special. We’re talkin’ Shaka heavyweight, oversized… you put this on, it’s like wearing a weighted blanket that just came back from vacation in Miami. You feel secure, you feel loved, you feel like you could wrestle a triceratops and still make it to happy hour.
The design? I drew it on the back of a bill ‘cause inspiration don’t wait, my brother. Back’s got dinos wildin’ out, front’s got a font I cooked up myself, like a secret family recipe. It’s rad, it’s reckless, it’s refined. This shirt is a deli counter symphony, pastrami slicer and all.
Throw it on, and suddenly the world tastes better, smells better, and people look at you like you know a guy who knows a guy. Which you do. Because you got the shirt.
** Printed on ShakaWear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight tees, runs oversized.
Yo, let me put you on real quick. You ever seen a dinosaur? Nah, not the museum type, I’m talkin’ like a stegosaurus that just clocked outta work at the construction site, still got concrete dust on his Timbs. That’s the energy on this tee, my guy.
And listen, this ain’t no flimsy, see-through, gas station special. We’re talkin’ Shaka heavyweight, oversized… you put this on, it’s like wearing a weighted blanket that just came back from vacation in Miami. You feel secure, you feel loved, you feel like you could wrestle a triceratops and still make it to happy hour.
The design? I drew it on the back of a bill ‘cause inspiration don’t wait, my brother. Back’s got dinos wildin’ out, front’s got a font I cooked up myself, like a secret family recipe. It’s rad, it’s reckless, it’s refined. This shirt is a deli counter symphony, pastrami slicer and all.
Throw it on, and suddenly the world tastes better, smells better, and people look at you like you know a guy who knows a guy. Which you do. Because you got the shirt.
** Printed on ShakaWear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight tees, runs oversized.